We should attack Iraq because we've had all summer to think about it and it still seems like a pretty good idea.

We should attack Iraq because we've had plenty of time to prepare.

We should attack Iraq because we have a vibrant economy that can fund a one-, two- or even three-front war.

We should attack Iraq because we can always put it on credit if we can't really afford it.

We should attack Iraq because we are technologically superior.

We should attack Iraq because, as a member of the 'Axis of Evil', Iraq has made itself a 'Target.'

We should attack Iraq because then we can dress interestingly and show our support.

And finally, we should attack Iraq because it went so well the first time and we know what we're doing.