Things that go
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in night

I'll admit that I wasn't quite ready for it.

Even though I'd been warned.

Do witches come from heating vents? Or do they just use them for a speedy escape?

How is it that they adapt so quickly, find good jobs, husbands, friends?

And I thought Santa kept track of who was naughty and who was nice.

This is Miles, a Grand Wizard in disguise.

Miles does not control the Hounds of Heck, but nobody controls the Hound of Heck.
That's why they're heck to live with.

On special nights, under a full moon, some people just flip out completely.

Others do not.

The Grand Wizard is tired, but he will see you.

Dr. Van Helsing risks a daring theory...
"Could it be, Scottfield, that these creatures are high on chocolate?"

The minions speak: Don't even go there!

Impossible, Doctor. Look into my eyes and repeat after me...
Impossible, impossible.

Still, there are strange things afoot.

Bugs all over. Bugs inside wanting candy. Bugs outside wanting candy.

And every witch way you turn, somebody's trying to put a spell on you.

Sometimes it's just too much for even the Grandest of Wizards.

The end?

The Players

The Grand Wizard

Miles "Gandalf" Patrick

Princess Jasmin

"Jazz" Patrick

"Don't Go There" Girl

Lindsy

Moon Dancer

Brandy J. Scott

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All Photographs © Kevin R. Scott