The Contenders

On the Left: Hunter Patrick,
aliases: "Revlon,"
"Crocodile" and
"Pretty Boy" .

On the Right: Taylor D. Scott,
aliases: "Elizabeth Tee",
"FuzzButt" and
"Queen of the Ball" .

The Challenge:

Get the ball.
Bring the ball.
Be the ball.

The Referee:

Scruffy Scott,
aliases: "Scrufferella,"
"Scruffadopolis," and
"Psychodog."

The first volley went to Taylor, who was keen to get that ball. Taylor's primary problem while playing ball is her enthusiasm. She often plays with two balls at a time and has been known to over-extend herself jumping on balls that were bigger than she. The only thing Taylor wants more than a ball is her very own squirrel.

Not a touch of smug, purely business.

But a little disappointed to have to separate from the ball.

Hunter waits for a second chance.

But no joy for Hunter as Taylor strikes again.

Waiting for the third volley

The ball hits the tree and goes into the brush.
Bad deal for Hunter, but wait!

Taylor thinks she smells a squirrel and this point goes to "Crocodile"!

But the rebound goes to... "FuzzButt."

All in good fun, but sometimes you just gotta put the green stuff where the mouth is.